For number four on our countdown, your captain received the following letter. It says:
Dear Captain P.J. O'Stubbtoe, P.I.,
Sometimes, I feel lonely. People don't approach me so much because they feel that I am too different. I feel that people have lost touch with what is important. It isn't appearance or stature in society that should make a person worthy of getting to know. It should be the quality of their character. This is why I am voting for Sexy Income Tax and Thrift Store Treasures for the Octocountdown. They seem like lonely folk and I would be their best friends.
Thank you, Captain P.J. O'Stubbtoe, P.I.!
--Baymond M., Tri-Chester County, CA
Well, Baymond M. from right here in Tri-Chester County, coming in at number four is both of your requests!
We'll return to the Octocountdown shortly. Please stay tuned as number one is coming right up! But first, this celebrity endorsement:
I may or may not be Huey Lewis of Huey Lewis and the News, but I know one thing - The Octocorn Network is Hot Shit! Now play some Huey!

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