Hullo, Johnny Octocorns! You may notice that I am not your usual host, Captain P.J. O'Stubbtoe, P.I. who happens to be close to finding out who the dickens murdered our mayor aboard O'Stubbtoe's second-hand yacht, the "Previously Loved".
I am Rexual Saurington, best known to all those in Tri-Chester County as, "Sexy Rexy", the town's only homosexual who is also a dinosaur. I am also known for my past days as a nude model in Latvia and for running Tri-Chester County's classiest cocktail bar, "High Spirits". As of now, I am also known for special guest commentary for The Octocorn Network.
When you last left O'Stubbtoe, number two on the Octocountdown was just right around the corner and lo and behold, it is here! The anticipation is nothing more than sunning bare buttocks in Nice while waiting for your young lover, a Spainard named Raul, to drizzle cocoa butter onto your parched and tender regions.
And now I present to you, Johnny Octocorns, number two on your Octocountdown, "Good Company", animated by Melissa Piekaar!
Just smashing!
Until we meet again for cheese, whine, and karaoke,
Rexual "Sexy Rexy" Saurington
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