Text: My Subaru Outback (1998, green) is not running and I have a lot of debt. That means Hollywood should buy my car for a million dollars.
I'm not expecting average people to buy my car for a million dollars - you've got your own crap to deal with. I'm talking to people who make the movies, the kind of movies where robots talk and murder things and some hot chick never shows her tits. You obviously have an endless supply of millions of dollars and I would like you to buy my car.
Here's some other special features about the car:
* Windshield is pre-cracked for convenience
* Safety feature: left mirror still intact!
* home-engineered electric socket from your battery to your lighter
* DIY bumper
This car is piece of shit and I can't retire it. There were multiple sequels to "Free Willy". Hollywood, buy my car for one million dollars.
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